Originally Answered: As though you are a NEWSPAPER REPORTER ON THE TRAIL OF POLITICAL INTRIGUE, can you?
"STOP THE PRESSES!!!! Stop the presses!!!," Jimmy Olsenmeyer shouted as he rushed in excited and red faced from the rushing.
The secretary looked up and rolled her eyes heavenward. "I SEE THE 'OFFICE PSYCHO" HAS BEEN AT IT. AGAIN.,"she sighed.
Hey, I heard that," Jimmy stated in a snit as he approached her desk. "THIS MAY NOT BE WATERGATE BUT.........!"
"It's more like the turn off valve to your toilet?," she interrupted with a laugh.
"And who do you think you are?," he asked smugly."UMMMM....LOIS LANE? OHHHHH, LOIS, DEAR, seen any super men lately? Well, I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M PSYCHIC and that makes me a Super Reporter!"
"Okay, Mr. Super Reporter, If you're so great. what's your by-line?, she asked just as smugly.
"You think I don't have one, don't you?," he responded. "Well, I don't right now. BUT I'm getting one soon. It's going to be, 'Super Snoop Strikes Again!'," he added. "Now AM I GETTING A 'BY-LINE' OR WHAT?!" he asked proudly.
"We'll see it when it happens," was her only response as she turned back to her computer..
"Hey," Jimmy exclaimed as he glanced at the desk next to his own. "WHY IS IT MY COMPUTER IS 10 YEARS OLD AND THAT NEW GUY HAS SUCH STATE OF THE ART EQUIPMENT HE COULD LAUNCH A MISSILE?!," he wanted to know.
"Maybe, unlike you, he really gets out there and gets the REAL story," she smiled back tongue in cheek.
"I'll have you know I am on duty 24/7 digging up the REAL stories," he almost snapped. "Even AT FOUR IN THE MORNING when he is most likely counting Zs!!!!!
"Four in the morning?" she laughed.
"Yes, Four AM," he returned. "There was a crime committed up on the hill and THIS CAN BE LINKED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF POWER. My photographer and I were on the spot for the whole story."
"AND THAT'S WHEN YOU TWO FOOLS RUSHED IN....THUS CONTAMINATING ALL THE EVIDENCE, right?
"I see there's no use in trying to talk to you," he retorted as he stalked off toward his desk.